A SHORT HALLOWEEN POEM
Author Unknown
The house looks empty
There's no one around
There isn't a sight
There isn't a sound
In the darkness each year
I feel the same shame
having eaten the treats
before the kids came!
OCTOBER
by Maurice Sendak
In October
I'll be host
to witches, goblins
and a ghost.
I'll serve them
chicken soup
on toast.
Whoopy once
whoopy twice
whoopy chicken soup
with rice.
HUMPHREY THE BLUE NOSED PUMPKIN
by Author Unknown
You know pumpkins are orange and grow on a vine,
Baked in a pie, they taste mighty fine,
But have your heard,
Of a pumpkin quite absurd as...?
Humphrey the Blue-Nosed Pumpkin
Had a very obvious nose.
And if you ever saw it,
You might even say it shows.
All of the other pumpkins,
Used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Humphrey
Play in any pumpkin games.
Then one foggy Hallow's Eve,
The Great Pumpkin did say,
"Humphrey, with your nose so blue,
You'll make all the ghosts say BOO!"
Then all the pumpkins loved him,
And they shouted out with glee,
"Humphrey, the Blue-Nosed Pumpkin,
You'll go down in history!"
GHOST
by Jack Prelutsky
I saw a ghost
that stared and stared
And I stood still
and acted scared.
But that was just
a big pretend.
I knew that ghost...
....it was my friend!
|
THERE WERE TWO GHOSTESSES
Anonymous
There were two ghostesses,
Sitting on two postesses,
Eating bread and toastesses.
Weren't they beastesses
To make such feastesses?
TRICK OR TREK
by Ogden Nash
If my face is white as a newmade sail,
It's not that it's clean, it's simply pale.
The reason it's pale as well as clean:
I'm a shaken survivor of Hallowe'en.
The little ones of our community
This year passed up no opportunity;
You should have seen the goblins and witches;
At our expense, they were all in stitches.
They shook with snickers from warp to woof
When our doormat landed on the roof.
And take a look at our garden's format -
It now resembles the missing doormat.
The doorbell got torn out by the roots,
So our guests announce themselves tooting flutes.
Don't blame me if I wince or flinch,
They tore the fence down inch by inch.
Forgive me if I flinch or wince,
We haven't seen our mailbox since,
And we can't get into our own garage
Since they gave the door that Swedish massage.
All this perhaps I could forgive,
In loving kindness I might live,
But on every window they scrawled in soap
Those deathless lines, Mr. Nash is a dope.
At the very glimpse of a Jack-o-lantern
I've got one foot on the bus to Scranton.
When Hallowe'en next delivers the goods,
You may duck for apples - I'll duck for the woods.
PUMPKIN
by Valerie Worth
After its lid
Is cut, the slick
Seeds and stuck
Wet strings
Scooped out,
Walls scraped
Dry and white,
Face carved, candle
Fixed and lit,
Light creeps
Into the thick
Rind: giving
That dead orange
Vegetable skull
Warm skin, making
A live head
To hold its
Sharp gold grin.
|